Joe Tweets. Somebody Alert the Media.
Every online piece of shit pooped out by President Biden’s predecessor—first on Twitter, now on Truth Social—gets fawned over and amplified by the media. No matter how deranged, unhinged, violent, false, or nonsensical they may be, the guy’s rants and ramblings are like catnip to reporters and pundits alike. But the tweets by the current president? Nah—they’re too positive, too compassionate, too fact-based and inspirational. Too much “we,” not enough “Me! Me! Me!”
If the press won’t shine a light on Joe’s tweets, I will. A hand-picked Top 10 every week. Consider it a little mid-week endorphin rush:
☆ Every individual who joined me at tonight's Asian American and Native Hawaiian Pacific Islander history celebration represents a simple truth. There is no singular AANHPI identity. It’s your diversity and breadth of achievement that has strengthened the fabric of America.
☆ 56,000 infrastructure projects and counting across every state and territory in America.
☆ Vice President Harris and I stand with the vast majority of Americans who support a woman’s right to choose. And we’ll continue to fight to protect reproductive rights and call on Congress to restore the protections of Roe v. Wade in federal law.
☆ I'm doing what’s always worked in our country: Giving people a fair shot. Leaving no one behind. And growing the economy from the middle out and bottom up. Because when we do that, we all do well.
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☆ Like Jill says, "Teaching isn’t just a job. It’s a calling." She knows that in her bones, and I know every educator who joined us at the White House for the first-ever Teacher State Dinner lives out that truth every day. Let’s give public school teachers a raise—it’s beyond time.
☆ Dreamers are our loved ones, nurses, teachers, and small business owners—they deserve the promise of health care just like all of us. Today, my Administration is making that real by expanding affordable health coverage through the Affordable Care Act to DACA recipients.
☆ There is no safe level of lead exposure. And the only way forward is to replace every lead pipe in America. That’s why Kamala and I are making sure our Administration is the first ever to set out to do it.
☆ As a nation, we need to support women’s sports by showing up in person and watching on TV—with more sponsorships and programming. Not just during championships. But all year round. Let's grow women’s sports and continue inspiring the nation.
☆ Today, I expanded the San Gabriel Mountains and Berryessa Snow Mountain national monuments. That means nearly 120,000 acres of culturally, ecologically, and historically important lands are now protected so future generations can explore and enjoy these irreplaceable sites.
Tweet on, Dark Brandon.
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